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Want to join me in killing time? Well i found some links whilst trying to go back to sleep this morning. They didn’t help the whole idea of sleep. But they did however kill time. (I almost felt like i was asleep)

This first one is a common game with a slight twist. Theres a monkey kicking a ball, you click and he kicks the ball. I couldn’t really work out the best way to score on this and only managed to get 2700 ish. If you fancy trying to beat that score. Feel free. Click here and be taken to the game where you will see my best score. IF you do beat my score. Please come back here and leave a comment with your score and a link to your high score. (If your feeling nice. Throw in a few tips on how to get a better score ;) )

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Like wordplay? You’ll love this

If you like words and playing around with them in general then this might just be for you.

Again i was just cruising round the net and spotted some cool things i thought i should share. All credits go to the original site :

1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.

2. A will is a dead giveaway.

3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward poet writes inverse.

5. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.

6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

7. If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. Read the rest of this entry »

Server went walkies without me

So today turned out to be a pretty bad day. Right from the get go, i knew i was in for trouble. Something in the air just didn’t smell right.

After falling out of bed first thing this morning. I did my usual thing of making sure the world hadn’t left me behind. Logging into control panels and checking stats etc. It wasn’t until i popped by this server i realized something was not going the way it should of been. Read the rest of this entry »